Hey there buddy. It’s been a while since we spoke. How you been? Things are pretty desperate down here, but you already know that.
So what’s the good news? When you coming back buddy? We sure could use some of that all inclusive divine love, and grace right now. Billions of us fall prostrate to your glory everyday, and we don’t seem to be getting much of an answer.
Cat got your tongue?
You see it all right? You see us killing an dying in your name by the thousands. You must right? You see everything.
The brutal indoctrination, cruelty, and quiet desperation of your followers. You see that. You must. You’re everywhere, supposedly.
Or perhaps that’s the problem. Perhaps you’re not there at all. Maybe we just made you up to cope with the finite, and tragic nature of our existence.
Then some realized the power inherent in the idea of you, and devised methods to use that idea to subjugate, divide, and conquer.
Sure, there are those that lead honest, kind lives in your service. A lot of them in fact. But does that really balance it out buddy? I’m not so sure. You see I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and it seems to me that, real or not, you’re terrible for humanity.
Sorry if that stings. I know you’re not mocked and all that, but I gotta call it like I see it.
Anyway, peace be upon you, I guess. If your out there (and really I don’t think you are) it sure would be nice if you showed up and set things straight. Really, it’s the least you can do.